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Snowstorm Admin
Posts : 243 Join date : 2008-02-14 Location : NST
| Subject: Inventions/ New Ideas Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:19 pm | |
| Which invention, apart from the wheels are the greatest for human kind???
I Recon that the internet/ computers are way up there...
What do you guys think?
Is Microsoft the big bad one? Or are we all just jealous? | |
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Daren Admin
Posts : 71 Join date : 2008-02-19
| Subject: Re: Inventions/ New Ideas Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:10 am | |
| No. MS blows.... full of holes.... easily corrupted... and I know, usually those are good qualities but not so much in a computer. :twisted: :lol!: | |
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tony the pony A kate Moss sticky stain
Posts : 70 Join date : 2008-02-15
| Subject: Re: Inventions/ New Ideas Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:42 am | |
| the telephone? er... the toilet? chips (french fries)? the pen? pornography?
I can think of lot before the internet...personally | |
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God Admin
Posts : 175 Join date : 2008-02-14 Age : 66 Location : NST
| Subject: MUTE Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:23 am | |
| A new invention would a mute button on the wife!! I would pay for that :redheart: :redheart: | |
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Daren Admin
Posts : 71 Join date : 2008-02-19
| Subject: Re: Inventions/ New Ideas Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:29 am | |
| I'd say clothing, houses and money would have to be some of the absolutely most important things ever thunked up by our bipedal ancestors.
The first two are rather obvious, I think.
Clothes keep us alive in the hot and cold, and save our junk from certain tortures at the hands of elements, insects and other nasties.
Houses serve much the same same function as clothes with the added benefit of providing a convenient place to bump said junk with our partner(s) of choice.
Though money has to be the single most important invention of all of human history. While this may initially seem shallow or shortsighted, I challenge to you seriously ponder what life would be like without an easy and portable commodity to exchange for good and services.
Think about traveling to BKK, much less the UK, by bartering and trading chickens, beads and shiny stones.... | |
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tony the pony A kate Moss sticky stain
Posts : 70 Join date : 2008-02-15
| Subject: Re: Inventions/ New Ideas Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:50 pm | |
| hahaha funny... me - "Can I have a return ticket to Manchester please" Thai air - " yes that'll be 4kg of various shiny stones, what ya got?" | |
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doomstain arse bandit
Posts : 132 Join date : 2008-02-18 Location : NST
| Subject: Re: Inventions/ New Ideas Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:45 pm | |
| The internal combustion engine...combined with the ubiquitous wheel of course.... Fantastic... It's also nice to have more than one wheel and perhaps a seat thrown in there for extra comfort. Many are the nights where I've thought of removing my legs and attaching a wheel or two. I would then proceed by hollowing out my useless internal organs to make room for an internal combustion engine (run on 95 octane I think). My second choice would be to attach robotic spider-like legs to my torso and begin making plans to destroy the world. :spider: | |
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sausage sandwich ballsack
Posts : 51 Join date : 2008-02-20 Location : Sat at my computer
| Subject: Re: Inventions/ New Ideas Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:14 pm | |
| Not so sure the telephone was a good invention, quite useless until the 2nd and 3rd telephones were invented.
The Thai's are well known for their tasty chicken, and China regions know for wicker baskets.... both quite good inventions. BUT....... it was the Brits that brought the 2 ideas together and hence chicken in a basket was invented and a great British pub lunch was born.
The best invention has to be the hammer. Fix anything with a good smack, no need for screwdrivers and all the effort of widing in screws, just smack em with a nice 6lb'er.... job done. | |
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sausage sandwich ballsack
Posts : 51 Join date : 2008-02-20 Location : Sat at my computer
| Subject: Re: Inventions/ New Ideas Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:08 pm | |
| Tampons with "wings". Fantastic invention! They are perfect for holding hot dogs and can be used as elbow and/or knee pads on young children.
Sarcasm. Another great invention. Invented by blokes, practiced by women....... apparently. | |
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Daren Admin
Posts : 71 Join date : 2008-02-19
| Subject: Re: Inventions/ New Ideas Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:51 pm | |
| Best invention ever:
God.
What better tool to control enormous masses of people with out having to spend too much money or energy. It's kinda like having an immortal dictator who's feared and respected by all even though none have actually seen or felt his wrath... :notworthy: | |
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sausage sandwich ballsack
Posts : 51 Join date : 2008-02-20 Location : Sat at my computer
| Subject: Re: Inventions/ New Ideas Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:16 pm | |
| Thats a bit too deep for me, completely over my head :shock: he's an angry chap this ere god charater then is he? think I'll pass on the option to feel his wrath. | |
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Daren Admin
Posts : 71 Join date : 2008-02-19
| Subject: Re: Inventions/ New Ideas Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:45 am | |
| Well, it's fortunate cuz he's just a fairy tale character any-who.
However, if he were real, the raining frogs thing would be pretty hilarious to see. | |
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doomstain arse bandit
Posts : 132 Join date : 2008-02-18 Location : NST
| Subject: Re: Inventions/ New Ideas Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:04 am | |
| I've seen it... a little overrated if you ask me... | |
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Snowstorm Admin
Posts : 243 Join date : 2008-02-14 Location : NST
| Subject: Re: Inventions/ New Ideas Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:57 am | |
| Best inventions....
Blow Jobs for sale.... Beautiful and wonderful... | |
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